Tony Snow Resigns

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White House press secretary Tony Snow resigned today.  

The resignation comes as no surprise as Snow has been battling colon cancer and had alluded to leaving his post.

Snow just finished intense chemotherapy treatments and will officially leave his post on Sept 14. Deputy secretary Dana Perino who has een filling in for him will most likely step into the position. 

In recent interviews,  Snow said he would depart for financial, not health reasons.

 I’m not going to be able to go the distance, but that’s primarily for financial reasons,” Mr. Snow said. “I’ve told people when my money runs out, then I’ve got to go.”

Snow has been one of the most visible White House Press Secretaries in recent years. His resignation follows those of other Bush appointees this month, top Bush aide Karl Rove and Attorney General Alberto Gonzales.

Finally, Fred Thompson Will Annouce Sept 6

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Former Tennessee senator and tv actor Fred Thompson is set to finally announce his candidacy for president on Sept 6.

This announcement has been long awaited as Thompson raised funds, gave speechs, and politicked behind the scenes as an unofficial candidate. Despite not announcing, Thompson has already earned #3 ranking among GOP presidential candidates in most polls, beating Arizona Senator John McCain.

He’ll announce his candidacy via a webcast hosting a “national” celebration before touring Iowa, New Hampshire and South Carolina. 

RagNote


ELIZABETH EDWARDS OUTTA LINE?

So I was lying in the hospital yesterday and as the doctor was telling me that I am suffering from a mild stomach ulcer — I thought of Elizabeth Edwards.

Not a convincing segue to this week’s Rag Note huh? well, I tried.

Lizzie (yes, we’re that friendly) Edwards has been in the news a lot lately - and not talking about her bout with cancer. Instead, she’s talking about other things - mainly trashing her husband, former N.C. Sen. John Edwards, rivals in the presidential race.

Don’t believe me? This is what Lizzie Edwards had to say during an interview with Ziff Davis Media:

We can’t make John black, we can’t make him a woman. Those things get you a lot of press, worth a certain amount of fundraising dollars.”

– said Edwards, referring to Democratic candidates Illinois Sen. Barack Obama and New York Sen. Hillary Clinton.

I’m sorry..is she actually complaining?

There is no other way to describe Elizabeth Edwards quote as simply whiny, insulting and just another contribution to Edward’s growing image as an elitist. How ironic for the man who loves to talk about bridging “Two Americas”.

And how moronic to complain about media attention due to Obama’s race & Hillary’s sex as if its somehow comparable or even surmountable to Edwards’ continuous support from the Democratic party for the past 9 years.

After previously being a successful lawyer, Edwards ran for Senate and beat his opponent by a mere 4% in 1998. Edwards was in office a mere 2 years, before suddenly making former V.P Al Gore’s short list for vice president during his failed presidential run.

The rest is history, but my point really is: I’m simply not swayed by Elizabeth Edwards whining when her husband went from being a lawyer to being considered for Vice President of the United States within 2 years. Give me a break.

Considering his V.P mention in 2000 & his presidential run in 2004, Edwards has had media attention for the past 7 years - and yet Lizzie Edwards wants to accuse mainstream media of ignoring her husband now? Puh-lease.

Instead, one can legitimately claim that Lizzie Edwards is carefully trying to appeal to a specific audience. An audience that would respond to this pitiful complaint with a “yea! that’s not right!” There is no space in this column to define that. audience for you - but I’m sure you have an idea. *cough* elitist *cough*

See, some of you might think I’m being overly harsh on Lizzie Edwards for maybe one misled statement. But Edwards continued to allege that the internet was a way to prevent a voter from being kept away from candidates who are not media darlings. Funny she finds this so important, considering her husband wanted to keep “not serious” candidates out of debates. Whatever.

My last point:

I think its obvious that the Edwards campaign has found their intentional wayward missile. That is, the spokesperson for Edwards who can say whatever she wants & attack opponents. Why? Because she has breast cancer of course - You can’t criticize a cancer patient!

Well I will. Because in my estimation - Elizabeth Edwards is way outta line.

Hillary Returns Tainted Money

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Yeah it maybe only $23,000, but nevertheless…New York Sen. Hillary Clinton will give donations from a supporter who has an outstanding arrest warrant in California to a charity.

Norman Hsu, a powerful Democratic fundraiser, who has recently raised curious eyebrows over his fundraising, apparently also has an outstanding arrest warrant since ’91.

Hsu is wanted because he failed to appear for sentencing in a criminal case in which he had pleaded guilty to grand theft. Yesterday Hsu said he was “surprised to learn” of the warrant.

In a statement, Hsu said:

I have not sought to evade any obligations and certainly not the law.”

Just curious. How does someone forget to appear for sentencing of grand theft?

In light of the new information regarding Mr. Hsu’s outstanding warrant in California, we will be giving his contributions to charity,” said Clinton spokesman Phil Singer.

Aside from the $23,000 he directly raised for Clinton, Hsu might have also indirectly raised an additional $45,000. The Wall Street Journal recently reported that six members of the family of a San Francisco mail carrier have donated a total of $45,000 to Clinton since 2005. The donations show ties to Hsu.

Spoof ‘Crazy In Luck’: Beyonce gets shot at

It must be vlogging day for RAGMAG.

This is a funny, yet surprisingly detailed, satire of a news report claiming that Beyonce was shot at recently in Hollywood.

Random Video: Football star Bernard Pollard dropin’ it like it’s hot

Funny and random video of football player Bernard Pollard, safety for the Kansas City Chiefs, doing a surprising dance in the locker room during a taping of the HBO series Hard Knock.

Do that dance Bernard, do that dance!